Joke To Brighten Your Day

So why should you, as charming, handsome, sexy and pretty as you are be sad? Cheer up Sweeddyy! Relax and enjoy! XOXO

A man forgot to zip up his trousers, so a lady tells him politely, "Sir your garage is open." The man gave her a naughty smile as he zipped up and asked "Did you see my Black Range Rover jeep parked inside?" The lady smile back and said "No, just one small Volvo with two Flat tyres. ROTFL....