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Joan Rivers Will Be Buried On Sunday!

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Today we learn that initial plans for Joan‘s funeral reveal that it will take place this Sunday at Temple Emanu-El. Well before she died yesterday, Joan made it very clear how she wanted her funeral to take place.This is how she wants to be honoured:

“When I die, I want my funeral to be a huge show biz affair with lights, cameras, action. I want craft services. I want paparazzi. I want publicists making a scene! I want it to be Hollywood all the way. I don’t want some rabbi rambling on; I want Meryl Streep crying, in five different accents. I don’t want a eulogy; I want Bobby Vinton to pick up my head and sing “Mr. Lonely. I want to look gorgeous, better dead than I do alive. I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag. And I want a wind machine so that even in the casket my hair is blowing like Beyonce’s.”

She's such a hilarious fun-filled granny! Maybe, she was joking about many of her instructions but I truly hope her every funny wish is brought to pass when she is memorialized for the last time this weekend. may all your wishes come true Joan. RIP


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